Nothing like randomly coming across a horrible yet somehow still kind of hot fake video. I love the premise of this video, giving geeks a 900 number to call for the dirty geek scenarios we all dream about and wish we had a woman who would act them out. Seriously, how often are you going to be able to get your woman to dress up as some hot character from your geek fantasies besides a Halloween now and again? Even then are they really going to live up to your masturbation fantasies? Or is that just me, excuse why I cry in the corner looking at her.