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1-900-Nerd-Girls

The Geek — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 02:25:06 +0000

Nothing like randomly coming across a horrible yet somehow still kind of hot fake video. I love the premise of this video, giving geeks a 900 number to call for the dirty geek scenarios we all dream about and wish we had a woman who would act them out. Seriously, how often are you going to be able to get your woman to dress up as some hot character from your geek fantasies besides a Halloween now and again? Even then are they really going to live up to your masturbation fantasies? Or is that just me, excuse why I cry in the corner looking at her.

I’ve been lazy

The Geek — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 08:57:24 +0000

Not that anybody actually reads this, I’ve been lazy on posting on here. Real life gets in the way and sometimes it seems as I just rehash the same stuff 15 other sites write about while trying to put my own comical take, by comical I am probably taking liberty with that description.

I’ve decided I’m going to go down a bit of different path on writing on this site. If something strikes me funny enough I will still as I said do my own rehash but to keep me motivated on doing something productive, I’m going to start documenting my experience learning Php and Mysql. My html skills are lacking but only one good way to learn and that’s start doing it. So I will try to update as much as possible on my experience. The book I’m going through is: “Head First: PHP and MySql” by Lynn Beighley & Michael Morrison and can be found here

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double rainbow monologue=awesome

The Geek — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 15:17:20 +0000

This was found on The Daily What, so awesome actress does the Double Rainbow monologue, I’d hire her!

Found on Daily What

OkGo This Too Shall Pass-Awesome!

Emma Stone on Funny or Die

The Geek — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 16:37:50 +0000

Just when you think she can’t be more awesome, she does a Funny or Die video. Great video and she is hot even looking like she just committed murder lol.

Thanks to Gizmodo for the video.

iPhone Murder Apps from Emma_Stone

Singularity- looks good but not enough information

The Geek — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 14:22:38 +0000

This is one of those games that everything I have seen I am thinking it is looking very promising to be a good game. It’s another game that takes an alternative path with history like PS3′s Resistance games. There is a new video for the multiplayer, that I have to say looks awesome. I for one will be picking up the game as soon as I can after it is released on the 29th. What say you? Look interesting or just another shooter uses time travel as it’s hook to set it apart from BF: Bad Company 2 or Modern Warfare 2?

CoD Modern Warfare 2-Awesome!

Lightning Bolt Man’s web redemption

The Geek — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 16:23:16 +0000

This very funny. If you haven’t seen the famous Lightning Bolt video, you must be looking at a computer for the first time seriously. What’s crazy, I used to play a MMORPG with the famous Lightning Bolt guy (Brandon), he was introduced as the lightning bolt guy. Cool guy and friend of mine. Tosh.0 did a web redemption and interview with him. It was very good and funny. Check out Brandon’s site

Here’s the web redemption video

Tosh.0

Web Redemption - The LARPer

www.comedycentral.com

Web Redemption

2 Girls, 1 Cup Reaction

Demi Moore Picture

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What happens when you reload a video to YouTube 1k times

The Geek — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 14:59:57 +0000

The end result is really freaky, like LSD kind of freaky. Here is the result of re-uploading the video 1000 times, the video is re-encoded each time. Gizmodo has a full write up of this project and see a few more videos of the first upload and one around the 500 mark to see the progression to the video below.

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Yes, geek wins shoot out

The Geek — Thu, 27 May 2010 18:46:45 +0000

I have to admit this is funny, I was too lazy to get any background on this just watched the video, so have it.

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The Geek Hierarchy

The Geek — Wed, 26 May 2010 22:22:11 +0000

I would love to say this isn’t accurate but it is scary how accurate it is. Enjoy, I’ll be my furry suit, writing exotic, klingon, self starring furry fanfic.

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The most worthless product of 2010-according to me.

The Geek — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 04:18:35 +0000

The Desk Phone Dock, what does it do you ask? Well it turns your Iphone into a corded desk phone of course. Why would you want to use a corded desk phone in 2010? Damned if I know. I guess as Gizmodo states

Remember the days of twirling a phone cord around your fingers as you giggled into the receiver or slammed the device down to hang up? You can finally relive those times with the Desk Phone iPhone dock.

Other than that, I have no clue why you want to use a corded phone for your Iphone, other than the nostalgia or novelty of it.

Here is Gizmodo’s take on it

The company’s site which doesn’t show a price for this item but even if did I wouldn’t bother getting this for myself anyway.

Lego my Iphone!